Bullshit Bingo
Copied from http://www.phys.unsw.edu.au/~jw/meetings.pdf
Well, they said that this UNSW professor Joe Wolfe is responsible for this "great" bingo invention. I ask, why would a respectable university academic staff, in physics (!!!), make such a travesty of the coporate as exhibited in this bingo game? Oh well... maybe he's just bored. Or maybe it wasn't his doing. I'll post it anyway, for fun's sake.
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all that!
How to play: Check off each block (or word) when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks (or words) horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout Bullshit!
Testimonial from satisfied players:
* I had only been in the meeting for five meetings when I won. --- Jack W., Boston
* My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically. --- David D., Florida
* What a gas. Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win. --- Bill R., NYC
* The atmosphere was tense in the process meeting as fourteen of us waited for the fifth box. --- Ben G., Denver
* The speaker was stunned as eight of us shouted "bullshit" for the third time in two hours. --- Kathleen L., Atlanta
There you go folks! If only one has the gall and enough balls to actually play this game, then I'll be d*****! Can anyone imagine the look on Donald Trump's face if one of his apprentices actually pull this kind of stunt? Can anyone think of a person who would actually risk his job (unless he is dying to up and go, really!) for the amusement of all? I can think of one... perhaps Richard Branson, the man with the long list of pranks and still managed to be on top. Then again, his is a different case, his is a different ball game. When I become a millionaire, then maybe...! =D
Well, they said that this UNSW professor Joe Wolfe is responsible for this "great" bingo invention. I ask, why would a respectable university academic staff, in physics (!!!), make such a travesty of the coporate as exhibited in this bingo game? Oh well... maybe he's just bored. Or maybe it wasn't his doing. I'll post it anyway, for fun's sake.
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all that!
How to play: Check off each block (or word) when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks (or words) horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout Bullshit!
Testimonial from satisfied players:
* I had only been in the meeting for five meetings when I won. --- Jack W., Boston
* My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically. --- David D., Florida
* What a gas. Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win. --- Bill R., NYC
* The atmosphere was tense in the process meeting as fourteen of us waited for the fifth box. --- Ben G., Denver
* The speaker was stunned as eight of us shouted "bullshit" for the third time in two hours. --- Kathleen L., Atlanta
There you go folks! If only one has the gall and enough balls to actually play this game, then I'll be d*****! Can anyone imagine the look on Donald Trump's face if one of his apprentices actually pull this kind of stunt? Can anyone think of a person who would actually risk his job (unless he is dying to up and go, really!) for the amusement of all? I can think of one... perhaps Richard Branson, the man with the long list of pranks and still managed to be on top. Then again, his is a different case, his is a different ball game. When I become a millionaire, then maybe...! =D
posted by Jovs @ 5:40 pm
2 Comments:
At 3:17 pm,
Sassafras said…
teeheehee *snicker*
am imagining this happening in a real office meeting.... ;)
At 4:11 pm,
Jeprocks said…
bwahaha! such wit and humor! by the way, alam mo bang isa ka sa mga mapalad na nabunot sa tambyolo? check my blog for details!
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