Tsup Tsup - Oh Jologs!

How well do you kiss? *Please rate from 1-10* I bet most guys would not admit to being inadequate in this aspect for the absolute dread of jeopardising his pizzazz and machismo. But anyway, this is no forum for male versus female lip-locking prowess. While in the doctor's office yesterday, bored to my wits while waiting and observing shuffling medical coats swish-swaying back and forth, I flipped through a magazine and an article caught my fascination. Has anyone heard of such a thing as Kissing School? Well, this "kissing academia" was founded by an American psychotherapist, and resulted from guess what... a not-so-electrifying kissing experience she once had with a former beau. Talk about an interesting business idea; with the right marketing anything can be an enterprise huh? I would have thought that smooching can be grouped with those other items in the list of natural human instincts... yes, something that takes a bit of practice but just like a child learning how to walk, he'd get it right after a few stumbles and falls. And all the rest, additional bits and pieces to further stimulate the senses are found along the way. But I guess not to all hey? To over-eager teenagers, maybe the most critical thing is getting on immediately and plunging right into the action, that pucker-smacker exchange of oral mucousy substance. Wrong! With no intention to offend teenagers by such a stereotype, I must add that it is my belief that there is a shocking number of terrible and inexperienced middle-aged and old-er kissers as well. And you, my friends, are most welcome to share your opinions, experiences, stories, and defence? =)

What is a kiss? A touch of one's lips to another's? A playful combat of oral muscles? An offspring of passion, lust, or romance? A seal for commitment? Maybe an accidental brush of two mouths from two intoxicated, fuzzy heads? Wherever or whatever from that action stemmed from, it is never complete with only the action per se. The creation and carrying on of the desired atmosphere, rhythm and coordination perhaps, the build up of intensity or keep-up of lazy, sweet dreaminess, many little things contributing to the overall fun of the game. And I'm not endorsing Ms Byrd's classes but it is exactly because of many a soul's cluelessness to what other things encompasses smoochy-mooch that her school exists. A short, interesting abstract of the curriculum, if I may call it such: Mouth to mouth rejuvination.

However the combination and mixture of tricks and magic for perfect puckering up, it is still very much a one's own personal experience (personal still even if preferred for the public to see! Mwehehehe!) and no one absolute concoction can be called standard for everyone. Just aim to be above mediocre if there's no way to be super-duper good ok. And here's a toast of well wishes to the knee-wobbling, head-swirling, dazzling smoochies.

An innocent 2-year old's wet, slobbery one still is the best! Ayayayyyy!